My Wacky children song.

There once was a very bald frog.
The frog was older than a log.
One day the frog got lost in a fog.
And he fell right in to the pond.
Now that frog was very sad.
For he was very wet.
So he said one day That he was a frog not a toad.
And he jumped right in to the pond.
And he lived happy ever after with a wig.